I can count each and everyone of them

Adding up my heartaches by the number;

Your cheating is number one.

While I was unaware in child-like slumber,

Your selfishness is number two.

I can go forever naming your nasty ways,

Your meanness is number three.

I won't stand it for so many more days,

Your ignorance is number four.

Do I really have to count out every glitch?

Your boozing is number five.

Finally, it's time when I will just unhitch,

Goodbye to you is number six!